小賽在看電視，妹妹開始哭，小賽對媽媽說： “I want to make Athena nice.”
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我們在多倫多一家中越餐館吃飯，他看到隔壁的一家亞洲人，說： “there is a kid. That kid is Chinese.”
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Daddy: Cyrus, say something to me.
Cyrus: screw driver
Daddy: something else
Cyrus: wrench
Daddy: can you give me a sentence?
Cyrus: sentence.
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小賽的爹把corn flakes和一種叫做Gorilla Munch的cereal 混在一起，準備給他吃。小賽說： “gorilla munch is having fun.”
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一家人準備去拜訪姑婆，爹地叫他先去上廁所： “Let’s go to poo before we go to Aunt Barbara.”
小賽: “Aunt Barbara doesn’t poo?”
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小賽正在吃義大利麵加起司。
Cyrus: “More cheese please.”
Daddy: “You want salt and pepper?”
Cyrus 手指著他的盤子，說: “Yes, I want salt here and pepper here.”
