小賽在看電視，妹妹開始哭，小賽對媽媽說： “I want to make Athena nice.”

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我們在多倫多一家中越餐館吃飯，他看到隔壁的一家亞洲人，說： “there is a kid. That kid is Chinese.”

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Daddy: Cyrus, say something to me.
Cyrus: screw driver
Daddy: something else
Cyrus: wrench
Daddy: can you give me a sentence?
Cyrus: sentence.

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小賽的爹把corn flakes和一種叫做Gorilla Munch的cereal 混在一起，準備給他吃。小賽說： “gorilla munch is having fun.”

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一家人準備去拜訪姑婆，爹地叫他先去上廁所： “Let’s go to poo before we go to Aunt Barbara.”
小賽: “Aunt Barbara doesn’t poo?”

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小賽正在吃義大利麵加起司。
Cyrus: “More cheese please.”
Daddy: “You want salt and pepper?”
Cyrus 手指著他的盤子，說: “Yes, I want salt here and pepper here.”

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Daddy: “who is your best friend?”
Cyrus: “Mommy.”

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Cyrus: “Mommy, I’ve got your hair.”
Mommy: “How do you know it’s not daddy’s?”
Cyrus: “mm..mm…I don’t think so.”

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晚餐煮好了，我跟爹地說：你可以吃飯了。
小賽說：爹地，你可以吃飯了。

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我買了一杯飲料給小賽喝，小賽笑咪咪地對妹妹說： “This is not good for you!”

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小賽看到爹地手臂上的毛髮，說： “You have so much hair. Daddy is like a goat. I am not like a goat.” （爹地你的毛好多，好像山羊。我不像隻山羊。）

p.s. 希望不久的將來能有小賽的中文莞爾集。